THE DEPARTMENT OF VERY INNOCENT CATS

Every cat deserves
an alibi.

Stolen chicken? Broken vase? We’ve heard nothing. Turn your cat’s photo into an entirely fictional case file.

A little paperwork. A lot of plausible deniability.

Open a case

FREE TO PLAY

01The alleged culprit

Using our fictional demo cat

02Name of the defendant

A first name will do. No legal name required.4/36

03What are they accused of?

100 prepared alibis · 10 accusations · 20 verdicts. Surprise me draws every alibi before repeating.

Your photo stays on your device. No wallet needed.

The evidence is looking very fluffy.

DUE PROCESS, BUT MAKE IT CATS

A case closed in three steps.

01 /

Submit the suspect.

Upload a photo, or try our demo cat. All photo processing happens on your device.

02 /

Build the defence.

Pick an accusation. Choose an accusation, or let Surprise me decide. We shuffle 100 prewritten alibis so the same one won’t follow itself.

03 /

Take the paperwork.

Save your card and share it if you like. Every case is completely fictional.

PROJECT PROTOTYPE

The cat is here. No token is live.

An associated meme token is being considered. No contract address, launch time, or creator sale policy has been confirmed. The generator is free to use without buying anything.